const fs = require("fs");
const websocket = require("ws");
var irc = require("irc");
const fetch = require("node-fetch");
const formdata = require("form-data");
const he = require("he");
const cheerio = require("cheerio");
var mmm = require("mmmagic");
var Magic = mmm.Magic;
var ws_logged_in = false;
const mineflayer = require("mineflayer");
const mc_bridge_enabled = false;
const irc_bridge_enabled = true;
const instance = "https://4get.lumaeris.com";
var scraper = "ddg";
const mc_options = {
"host": "deek.chat",
"port": 25565,
"username": "rena_chan"
// offline mode
};
const irc_ip = "192.168.0.152";
var http = require("http");
const emitter = require("events");
const deek = new emitter();
const name = "rena_chan";
const password = "no";
const irc_password = "no";
const userid = 12;
var channels = [];
var ws = [];
var results_cache = [];
var is_pp_xeno = false;
var ddg_mod = true; // dont show porn in .img
var global_page = 1; // .img page
var raid = false; // raid?
var img_headers = {
"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:130.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/130.0",
"Accept": "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/avif,image/webp,*/*;q=0.8",
"Accept-Language": "en-US,en;q=0.5",
"Accept-Encoding": "gzip, deflate",
"DNT": "1",
"Connection": "keep-alive"
};
var fortunes = [
"You will meet a dark stranger.",
"You will be eaten by a grue.",
"Your fortune: Bad Luck.",
"Your fortune: Good Luck.",
"Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again.",
"Your fortune: Outlook not so good.",
"Your fortune: YES.",
"Your fortune: NO.",
"Your fortune: Absolutely.",
"Your fortune: Very doubtful.",
"Your fortune: Cannot predict now.",
"Your fortune: Signs point to yes.",
"Your fortune: Don't count on it.",
"Your fortune: You may rely on it.",
"Your fortune: Concentrate and ask again.",
"Your fortune: The future is uncertain.",
"Your fortune: it's over"
];
var headers = {
"User-Agent": "renabot",
"Origin": "https://deek.chat"
};
/*
HTTP server bullshit
*/
//process.env.NODE_TLS_REJECT_UNAUTHORIZED = '0';
const http_bullshit_handler = function(req, res){
switch(req.url){
case "/":
res.setHeader("Content-Type", "text/html");
res.writeHead(200);
res.end('all work and no play makes deek a dull boy
');
break;
case "/kys":
res.setHeader("Content-Type", "text/html");
res.writeHead(200);
res.end('bang!
');
send(1, "Resharted from web interface");
setTimeout(function(){
fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
}, 1000);
break;
default:
res.writeHead(404);
res.end("fuck you");
break;
}
}
const http_bullshit = http.createServer(http_bullshit_handler);
http_bullshit.listen(6969, "0.0.0.0", function(){
console.log("HTTP bullshit running");
});
/*
Helper functions
*/
async function getmime(file){
return new Promise(function(resolve, reject){
var magic = new Magic(mmm.MAGIC_MIME_TYPE);
magic.detect(file, function(err, result){
if(err){
resolve([
"image/png",
"png",
false
]);
}else{
resolve([
result,
result.split("/")[1],
true
]);
}
});
});
}
function removehtml(html){
return he.decode(html.replace(/<[^>]+>/ig,""));
};
async function serveddg(msg, results, page){
page--;
try{
var res = await fetch(
results[page].source[0].url,
{
headers: img_headers,
signal: AbortSignal.timeout(3000)
}
);
var res_get = await res.buffer();
var m = await getmime(res_get);
if(
m[2] === false ||
m[0].split("/")[0] != "image"
){
var res = await fetch(
results[page].source[results[page].source.length - 1].url,
{
headers: img_headers,
signal: AbortSignal.timeout(5000)
}
);
var res_get = await res.buffer();
}
}catch(err){
var res = await fetch(
results[page].source[results[page].source.length - 1].url,
{
headers: img_headers,
signal: AbortSignal.timeout(5000)
}
);
var res_get = await res.buffer();
}
send(
msg,
"Page " + (page + 1) + "/" + (results.length) + "\n[" + results[page].source[0].width + "x" + results[page].source[0].height + "] " + results[page].title + "\n" + results[page].url,
res_get
);
}
/*
Websocket functions
*/
async function send(channel, text, file = null, forcemime = null){
if(ws_logged_in === false){ return; }
if(typeof channel == "object"){
channel = channel.channel;
}
if(file === null){
ws.send(JSON.stringify({
type: "messageEnd",
data: text,
roomId: channel
}));
return;
}
/*
Send file
*/
if(forcemime === null){
var mimetype = await getmime(file);
}else{
var mimetype = forcemime;
}
var form_data = new formdata();
form_data.append("text", text);
form_data.append(
"files[]",
file,
{
contentType: mimetype[0],
name: "file",
filename: "file." + mimetype[1]
}
);
var headers_copy = headers;
headers_copy["Content-Type"] = form_data.getHeaders()["content-type"];
fetch("https://deek.chat/message/send/" + channel, {
method: 'POST',
body: form_data,
headers: headers_copy
});
}
/*
Handshake
*/
async function handshake(name, password){
/*
Get cookie
*/
console.log("logging in as " + name);
const form = new formdata();
form.append("name", name);
form.append("password", password);
form.append("submit", "log+in");
try{
var login = await fetch(
"https://deek.chat/login/submit",
{
method: "POST",
redirect: "manual",
body: form,
headers: headers
}
);
}catch(err){
console.log("Could not login. Trying again in 10 seconds...");
setTimeout(function(){
fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
}, 10000);
return;
}
var cookie = await login.headers.get("set-cookie");
var api_token = cookie.match(/api_token=([^;]+)/);
var session_id = cookie.match(/session_id=([^;]+)/);
if(
api_token === null ||
typeof api_token[1] != "string" ||
typeof session_id[1] != "string"
){
deek.emit("error", "Could not get api_token or session_id !!");
return;
}
headers.cookie = "session_id=" + session_id[1] + "; api_token=" + api_token[1];
/*
Connect to websocket serber
*/
ws = new websocket(
"wss://deek.chat/ws",
{
protocolVersion: 13,
encoding: "utf8",
headers: headers
}
);
var pong_time = Date.now();
ws.once("open", function(){
ws_logged_in = true;
deek.emit("login");
const keep_alive = setInterval(function(){
//console.log("ping!");
if(pong_time + 10000 < Date.now()){
deek.emit("error", "Did not receive ping frame");
return;
}
ws.ping();
}, 5000);
});
ws.on("pong", function(){
pong_time = Date.now();
//console.log(pong_time + ": pong!");
});
ws.once("close", function(){
ws_logged_in = false;
deek.emit("close");
});
ws.on("message", function(message, isbin){
if(isbin){ return; }
var m = JSON.parse(message.toString("utf8"));
if(typeof m.type == "undefined"){
return;
}
switch(m.type){
case "message":
case "messageEnd":
for(var k=0; k " + message);
}
if(
username === "4lul" &&
message.startsWith(".run")
){
var cmd = message.split(" ");
cmd.shift();
cmd = cmd.join(" ");
mc_bot.chat(cmd);
return;
}
if(message.startsWith("rena take me home")){
mc_bot.chat("/tp " + username + " rena_chan");
mc_bot.chat("I will take you home! <3");
}
});
mc_bot.on("end", function(){
mc_logged_in = false;
console.log("Minecraft: Kicked from server");
setTimeout(mc_login, 10000); // reconnect after 10 seconds
});
mc_bot.on("error", function(){
console.log("Minecraft: error occured");
});
mc_bot.on("playerJoined", function(player){
send(1, ">" + player.username + " has joined deekcraft");
})
mc_bot.on("playerLeft", function(player){
send(1, ">" + player.username + " has left deekcraft");
})
}
mc_login();
function mc_escape(str){
return str.replace(
/[^-!\"#$%&'()*+,.\/0123456789:;<=>?@[\\\]^_'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜø£Ø׃áíóúñѪº¿®¬½¼¡«» ]/gi,
""
).replace(/[\\"']/g, '\\$&')
.replace(/\u0000/g, '\\0')
.replace("\n", " ");
}
/*
IRC bridge
*/
var irc_logged_in = false;
var irc_debounce = false;
var irc_client = null;
function init_irc(){
if(irc_bridge_enabled === false){
return;
}
irc_client =
new irc.Client(
irc_ip,
"rena_chan",
{
channels: [
"#deekchat"
],
userName: "rena_chan",
realName: "Rena Chan",
autoRejoin: false,
retryCount: 0
}
);
irc_client.addListener("join#deekchat", function(){
console.log("Connected to IRC server on #deekchat");
irc_logged_in = true;
irc_client.say("NickServ", "IDENTIFY rena_chan " + irc_password);
irc_client.send("OPER", "rena_chan", irc_password);
// add debounce so we dont send missed messages
setTimeout(function(){
irc_debounce = true;
}, 2500);
});
irc_client.addListener("message", function(from, to, message){
if(irc_debounce === false){ return; }
if(typeof from == "undefined"){ return; }
switch(to){
case "#deekchat":
send(1, "<" + from + "> " + message);
deek.emit(
"message",
{
text: message,
id: -1,
files: [],
mentions: [],
replies: [],
channel: 1
},
{
name: from,
id: -1,
picture: null
}
);
break;
}
});
irc_client.addListener("error", function(message){
console.log("IRC error");
console.log(message);
irc_logged_in = false;
irc_debounce = false;
//irc_client.disconnect();
setTimeout(function(){
init_irc();
}, 2000);
});
}
init_irc();
/*
User defined FUN-ctions!!!
*/
async function fetch_xeno(recording, index, msg){
index--;
var filereq = await fetch(
recording[index].file,
{headers: img_headers}
);
var file = await filereq.buffer();
send(
msg,
"Page " + (index + 1) + "/" + recording.length + "\n" +
">" + recording[index].en + " in " + recording[index].cnt + " (" + recording[index].loc + ")\n" +
recording[index].rmk,
file,
[
"audio/mpeg",
"mp3"
]
);
}
deek.on("login", function(channel){
console.log("Connected to websocket xoxo");
});
deek.on("message", async function(msg, user){
if(
(
user.id === 13 || // me lol
user.id === 14 || // aves
user.id === 8 || // aves again
user.id === 30 || // eagle
user.id === 2 || // deek
raid === false
) === false
){
return;
}
if(
user.id === userid ||
user.name == name
){
return;
}
/*
if(user.id === 5311){
user.name = msg.text.split(">")[0].substr(1);
msg.text = msg.text.split(">").splice(1).join(">").trim();
}*/
if(
mc_bridge_enabled &&
mc_logged_in &&
msg.channel === 1
){
// ascii filter
var mc_message = msg.text.replace(
/[^-\n!\"#$%&'()*+,.\/0123456789:;<=>?@[\\\]^_'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜø£Ø׃áíóúñѪº¿®¬½¼¡«» ]/gi,
"?"
);
var mc_username = mc_escape(user.name);
mc_message.split("\n").forEach(function(a){
// split message into newlines
// make sure message gets sent in chunks
for(var i=0; i ' + mc_escape(a.slice(i, i + 100)).trim() + '"]');
}else{
mc_bot.chat('/tellraw @a "' + mc_escape(a.slice(i, i + 100)) + '"');
}
}
});
}
if(
irc_bridge_enabled &&
irc_logged_in &&
msg.channel === 1 &&
msg.id !== -1
){
var irc_username = user.name.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9-_]/g, "-");
var limit = 412 - ("RELAYMSG #deekchat " + irc_username + "/Dek").length;
msg.text.split("\n").forEach(function(a){
for(var i=0; i]+/)){
link = link[0];
var download = null;
var mimetype = null;
try{
if(tweet = link.match(/https?:\/\/(?:www\.)?(?:twitter|x)\.com\/[A-Za-z0-9_]+\/status\/([0-9]+)/i)){
//
// twitter embed
//
tweet = tweet[1];
var res = await fetch("https://cdn.syndication.twimg.com/tweet-result?id=" + tweet + "&token=5");
var json = await res.json();
var title = json.user.name + " (@" + json.user.screen_name + ") " + " on twatter";
var description = "❤️ " + json.favorite_count + " • 💬 " + json.conversation_count + " • 📅 " + json.created_at + "\n" + json.text + " ";
if(typeof json.video == "object"){
download = json.video.variants[json.video.variants.length - 1].src;
mimetype = ["video/mp4", "mp4", true];
}else if(typeof json.photos[0].url == "string"){
download = json.photos[0].url;
mimetype = ["image/jpeg", "jpeg", true];
}
}else if(watch = link.match(/(?:youtube\.com\/(?:[^\/]+\/.+\/|(?:v|e(?:mbed)?)\/|.*[?&]v=)|youtu\.be\/)([^"&?\/\s]{11})/i)){
watch = watch[1];
var res = await fetch("https://youtube.com/oembed?url=/watch?v=" + watch);
var json = await res.json();
var title = json.title;
var description = "By " + json.author_name;
}else if(bsky = link.match(/https?:\/\/bsky\.app\/profile\/([^\/]+)\/post\/([^?]+)/)){
var bsky_profile = bsky[1];
var bsky_post = bsky[2];
if(!bsky_profile.match(/^did:plc:/)){
// resolve handle
var handle = await(fetch("https://public.api.bsky.app/xrpc/com.atproto.identity.resolveHandle?handle=" + bsky_profile));
var handle_json = await handle.json();
bsky_profile = handle_json.did;
}
var res =
await(
fetch(
"https://public.api.bsky.app/xrpc/app.bsky.feed.getPostThread" +
"?uri=" + encodeURIComponent("at://" + bsky_profile + "/app.bsky.feed.post/" + bsky_post) +
//"?uri=at%3A%2F%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Aknkltoiapkt336rr335ztt3p%2Fapp.bsky.feed.post%2F3l3gymllsto2z" +
"&depth=0" +
"&parentHeight=0"
)
);
var json = await res.json();
var title = json.thread.post.author.displayName + " (@" + json.thread.post.author.handle + ") " + " on blueskeet";
var description = "❤️ " + json.thread.post.likeCount + " • 💬 " + json.thread.post.replyCount + " • 📅 " + json.thread.post.indexedAt + "\n" + json.thread.post.record.text + " ";
if(
typeof json.thread.post.embed == "object" &&
typeof json.thread.post.embed.images == "object" &&
typeof json.thread.post.embed.images[0] == "object" &&
typeof json.thread.post.embed.images[0].fullsize == "string"
){
// found image
download = json.thread.post.embed.images[0].fullsize;
mimetype = ["image/jpeg", "jpeg", true];
}
else if(
typeof json.thread.post.embed == "object" &&
typeof json.thread.post.embed.thumbnail == "string"
){
// no video support, fuck you bsky for not giving me mp4 files
download = json.thread.post.embed.thumbnail;
mimetype = ["image/jpeg", "jpeg", true];
}
}else{
var res = await fetch(
link,
{
headers: img_headers,
signal: AbortSignal.timeout(5000)
}
);
var headers_arr = [...res.headers];
var headers = [];
for(i=0; i 10485760 // 10MB
)
){
var text = "This thingy^ ";
if(headers["content-type"]){
var format = headers["content-type"].split("/");
format = format[format.length - 1].split(";")[0];
text += "is a " + format + " file ";
}else{
text += "is uhh... something.. err.. "
}
if(headers["content-length"]){
var filesize = Math.round(parseInt(headers["content-length"]) / 1048576);
text += "that weighs " + (Math.round(parseInt(headers["content-length"]) / 1048576)) + "MB!!";
}else{
text += "that uhh weighs something probably idk!!!";
}
text += " lol thats all i know fuck you";
send(msg, text);
return;
}
// cancerous code ahead
var buffer = await res.buffer();
const parser = cheerio.load(buffer);
// get title
var title = "Unknown title lol, shit website";
var tag_title = parser("title");
var tag_name_og_title = parser("meta[name='og:title']");
var tag_property_og_title = parser("meta[property='og:title']");
if(tag_name_og_title.length !== 0){ title = tag_name_og_title.attr("content"); }
if(tag_property_og_title.length !== 0){ title = tag_property_og_title.attr("content"); }
if(tag_title.length !== 0){ title = tag_title.text(); }
// get description
var description = "Unknown description lol, stupid website do not click";
var tag_name_description = parser("meta[name='description']");
var tag_name_og_description = parser("meta[name='og:description']");
var tag_property_description = parser("meta[property='description']");
var tag_property_og_description = parser("meta[property='og:description']");
if(typeof tag_name_description.attr("content") != "undefined"){description = tag_name_description.attr("content"); }
if(typeof tag_name_og_description.attr("content") != "undefined"){description = tag_name_og_description.attr("content"); }
if(typeof tag_property_description.attr("content") != "undefined"){description = tag_property_description.attr("content"); }
if(typeof tag_property_og_description.attr("content") != "undefined"){description = tag_property_og_description.attr("content"); }
if(typeof tag_name_description.attr("value") != "undefined"){description = tag_name_description.attr("value"); }
if(typeof tag_name_og_description.attr("value") != "undefined"){description = tag_name_og_description.attr("value"); }
if(typeof tag_property_description.attr("value") != "undefined"){description = tag_property_description.attr("value"); }
if(typeof tag_property_og_description.attr("value") != "undefined"){description = tag_property_og_description.attr("value"); }
}
var text = "";
description = description.split("\n");
for(var i=0; i" + err);
}
return;
}
/*
Commands
*/
var regex = msg.text.match(/^\.([^ ]+)(?: (.*))?/);
if(
regex === null ||
typeof regex[1] == "undefined"
){
return;
}
var cmd = regex[1];
if(typeof regex[2] != "undefined"){
var value = regex[2];
}else{
var value = "";
}
switch(cmd.toLowerCase()){
case "raid":
if(
(
user.id === 13 || // me lol
user.id === 14 || // aves
user.id === 8 || // aves again
user.id === 30 || // eagle
user.id === 2 // deek
) === false
){
break;
}
if(raid === false){
raid = true;
send(msg, "Ignoring all messages from now on, fuck you lol!!");
}else{
raid = false;
send(msg, "Now listening to messages!!!");
}
break;
case "rc":
case "reconnect":
if(user.id !== 13){
break;
}
send(msg, "brb");
setTimeout(function(){
fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
}, 1000);
break;
case "ping":
send(msg, "Pong!!!!");
break;
case "dice":
case "roll":
case "d":
case "r":
value = parseInt(value);
if(isNaN(value)){
value = 6;
}
if(value <= 1){
send(
msg,
"Rolling a " + value + " faced dice...\nWait what?? " +
"You fucking shit, a black hole just appeared!!!!!! Oh my fucking shit!!!!!"
);
return;
}
send(
msg,
"Rolling a " + value + " faced dice...\nAnd you got " +
(
Math.floor(Math.random() * value + 1)
) + "!!!"
);
break;
case "mumble":
case "m":
var port = 64738;
if(value == ""){
var ip = "lolcat.ca";
}else{
var value = value.split(":");
if(value.length >= 2){
var port = value[1];
}
var ip = value[0];
}
try{
var res = await fetch("https://lolcat.ca/api/mumble/?ip=" + ip + "&port=" + port);
var res_get = await res.json();
if(res_get.status != "ok"){
send(msg, "An error occured... " + res_get.status);
return;
}
res_get = res_get.server;
var servername = res_get.name === null ? res_get.domains[0] : res_get.name;
var website = res_get.website === null ? "No website available" : res_get.website;
send(
msg,
">Server information for " + servername + ":\n" +
"Known domains => " + res_get.domains.join(", ") + "\n" +
"Ping => " + res_get.ping + "\n" +
"Users => " + res_get.online + "/" + res_get.max + "\n" +
"Bandwidth => " + res_get.bandwidth + "\n" +
"Country => " + res_get.country.name + " (" + res_get.country.code + ")\n" +
"Version => " + res_get.version + "\n" +
"Website => " + website
);
}catch(err){
send(msg, "lolcat.ca api sucks and is offline and dead");
}
break;
case "prop":
try{
var res = await fetch("https://www.hamqsl.com/solarn0nbh.php");
var res_get = await res.buffer();
send(msg, "Good news: the sun has not yet exploded", res_get);
}catch(err){
send(msg, "Could not fetch image!!! FUCK!!!!111\n" + err);
}
break;
case "img":
case "im":
case "i":
if(value.trim() == ""){
send(msg, "You need to search for something cum licker!!!");
return;
}
global_page = 1;
try{
var res = await fetch(instance + "/api/v1/images?s=" + encodeURIComponent(value) + "&nsfw=" + (ddg_mod ? "no" : "yes") + "&scraper=" + scraper);
var res_get = await res.json();
if(res_get.status != "ok"){
send(msg, "Shit!!!!! 4get sucks balls and returned this error: " + res_get.status);
break;
}
if(res_get.image.length === 0){
send(msg, "No results found for " + value + "!!");
break;
}
}catch(error){
send(msg, "4get returned invalid response!!!!!! piece of fuckgin shit!!!11!111");
break;
}
results_cache = res_get.image;
is_pp_xeno = false;
await serveddg(msg, res_get.image, 1);
break;
case "scraper":
switch(value.toLowerCase()){
case "ddg":
case "yandex":
case "brave":
case "google":
case "google_cse":
case "startpage":
case "qwant":
case "yep":
case "solofield":
case "imgur":
case "ftm":
scraper = value.toLowerCase();
send(msg, "Scraper set to " + scraper + "!!");
break;
default:
send(msg, ">Current scraper: " + scraper +"\nChoices are: ddg, yandex, brave, google, google_cse, startpage, qwant, yep, solofield, imgur, ftm");
break;
}
break;
case "boobs":
case "boob":
case "nsfw":
switch(value.toLowerCase()){
case "yes":
case "y":
case "1":
case "yea":
case "true":
case "yup":
send(msg, "I will now show boobs when using .img");
ddg_mod = false;
break;
case "no":
case "n":
case "nae":
case "false":
case "no":
case "off":
case "nope":
case "nah":
case "0":
send(msg, "I will now prevent eagle from jacking off in main chat");
ddg_mod = true;
break;
default:
var active = ddg_mod ? "NOT " : "";
send(msg, "I will " + active + "show boobs. Use .boobs to toggle");
break;
}
break;
case "page":
case "p":
value = parseInt(value);
if(
isNaN(value) ||
value == ""
){
send(msg, "You didn't enter a valid number you dumbass!!");
return;
}
if(results_cache.length === 0){
send(msg, "Search buffer doesn't contain any links you horse fucker!!");
return;
}
if(
value > results_cache.length ||
value <= 0
){
send(msg, "Page offset must be between 1 and " + results_cache.length + " you dumbass!!");
return;
}
global_page = value;
if(is_pp_xeno){
await fetch_xeno(results_cache, value, msg);
break;
}
await serveddg(msg, results_cache, value);
break;
case "pp":
global_page++;
if(global_page > results_cache.length){
send(msg, "You reached the end of results stupid kike sucker!!");
return;
}
if(is_pp_xeno){
await fetch_xeno(results_cache, global_page, msg);
break;
}
await serveddg(msg, results_cache, global_page);
break;
case "youtube":
case "jewtube":
case "yt":
if(value.trim() == ""){
send(msg, "You need to search for something cum licker!!!");
break;
}
try{
var res = await fetch(instance + "/api/v1/videos?s=" + encodeURIComponent(value));
var res_get = await res.json();
if(res_get.status != "ok"){
send(msg, "Shit!!!!! 4get sucks balls and returned this error: " + res_get.status);
break;
}
if(res_get.video.length === 0){
send(msg, "No results found for " + value + "!!");
break;
}
}catch(error){
send(msg, "4get returned invalid response!!!!!! piece of fuckgin shit!!!11!111");
}
var text = [];
for(var i=0; iDuration: " + (new Date(res_get.video[i].duration * 1000).toISOString().slice(11, 19)) +
" • Views: " + (new Intl.NumberFormat().format(res_get.video[i].views)) +
" • Author: " + res_get.video[i].author.name +
"\n" + res_get.video[i].title +
"\n▶ " + res_get.video[i].url
);
}
send(msg, "Search results for \"" + value + "\"\n\n" + text.join("\n\n"));
break;
case "x":
case "xeno":
case "xeno-canto":
if(value.trim() == ""){
send(
msg,
"You must give me a search term you autistic cocksucker with no legs!!\nExample: .x owl"
);
break;
}
var res = await fetch("https://xeno-canto.org/api/2/recordings?query=" + encodeURIComponent(value));
var res_get = await res.json();
if(res_get.recordings.length === 0){
send(
msg,
"No recordings found for \"" + value + "\"!!!!!"
);
break;
}
global_page = 1;
is_pp_xeno = true;
results_cache = res_get.recordings;
await fetch_xeno(res_get.recordings, 1, msg);
break;
case "fortune":
case "f":
send(msg, fortunes[Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length)]);
break;
case "list":
case "l":
if(mc_bridge_enabled === false){
send(msg, "Deekcraft bridge is disabled");
break;
}
if(mc_logged_in === false){
send(msg, "Deekcraft is offline");
break;
}
send(
msg,
">Players online on deekcraft:\n" +
(Object.keys(mc_bot.players).filter(player => mc_bot.players[player].ping !== undefined))
.join("\n")
);
break;
case "help":
case "h":
send(
msg,
"== help menu ==\n\n" +
".help => lol idk\n" +
".img/.im/.i => search duckduckgo for birds\n" +
".boobs => Boobs?\n" +
".page/.p => get page offset for image search\n" +
".pp => get next page\n" +
".fortune/.f => fortune teller cause cynic cant code :trol:\n" +
".yt/.youtube => search the jewish propaganda catalog\n" +
".x/xeno => search for bird sounds\n" +
".roll/.r => Because deekchat was too slow\n" +
".mumble/.m <[optional]ip:port> => check if lolcat died\n" +
".prop => check if the sun has exploded or smth\n" +
".list => players online on deekcraft\n" +
".ping => spam deekchat"
);
break;
}
});
deek.on("close", function(channel){
console.log("It's over. Disconnected from websocket. Attempting reconnection in 10 seconds");
fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
});
deek.on("error", function(message){
console.error("Serber error: " + message + ". Attempting reconnection in 10 seconds");
fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
});
// connect to serber
handshake(name, password);