1302 lines
28 KiB
JavaScript
1302 lines
28 KiB
JavaScript
const fs = require("fs");
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const websocket = require("ws");
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const fetch = require("node-fetch");
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const formdata = require("form-data");
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const he = require("he");
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const cheerio = require("cheerio");
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const ddg = require("duckduckgo-images-api");
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var mmm = require("mmmagic");
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var Magic = mmm.Magic;
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var ws_logged_in = false;
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const mineflayer = require("mineflayer");
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const mc_bridge_enabled = true;
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const mc_options = {
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"host": "deek.chat",
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"port": 25565,
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"username": "rena_chan"
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// offline mode
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};
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var http = require("http");
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const emitter = require("events");
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const deek = new emitter();
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const name = "rena_chan";
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const password = "yourmom";
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const userid = 12;
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var channels = [];
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var ws = [];
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var results_cache = [];
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var is_pp_xeno = false;
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var ddg_mod = true; // dont show porn in .img
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var global_page = 1; // .img page
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var raid = false; // raid?
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var img_headers = {
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"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:130.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/130.0",
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"Accept": "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/avif,image/webp,*/*;q=0.8",
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"Accept-Language": "en-US,en;q=0.5",
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"Accept-Encoding": "gzip, deflate",
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"DNT": "1",
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"Connection": "keep-alive"
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};
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var fortunes = [
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"You will meet a dark stranger.",
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"You will be eaten by a grue.",
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"Your fortune: Bad Luck.",
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"Your fortune: Good Luck.",
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"Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again.",
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"Your fortune: Outlook not so good.",
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"Your fortune: YES.",
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"Your fortune: NO.",
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"Your fortune: Absolutely.",
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"Your fortune: Very doubtful.",
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"Your fortune: Cannot predict now.",
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"Your fortune: Signs point to yes.",
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"Your fortune: Don't count on it.",
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"Your fortune: You may rely on it.",
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"Your fortune: Concentrate and ask again.",
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"Your fortune: The future is uncertain.",
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"Your fortune: it's over"
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];
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var headers = {
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"User-Agent": "renabot",
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"Origin": "https://deek.chat"
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};
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/*
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HTTP server bullshit
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*/
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//process.env.NODE_TLS_REJECT_UNAUTHORIZED = '0';
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const http_bullshit_handler = function(req, res){
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switch(req.url){
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case "/":
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res.setHeader("Content-Type", "text/html");
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res.writeHead(200);
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res.end('<body style="color:#fff;background:#000;"><h1>all work and no play makes deek a dull boy</h1>');
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break;
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case "/kys":
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res.setHeader("Content-Type", "text/html");
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res.writeHead(200);
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res.end('<body style="color:red;background:#000;"><h1>bang!</h1>');
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send(1, "Resharted from web interface");
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setTimeout(function(){
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fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
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}, 1000);
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break;
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default:
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res.writeHead(404);
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res.end("fuck you");
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break;
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}
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}
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const http_bullshit = http.createServer(http_bullshit_handler);
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http_bullshit.listen(6969, "0.0.0.0", function(){
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console.log("HTTP bullshit running");
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});
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/*
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Helper functions
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*/
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async function getmime(file){
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return new Promise(function(resolve, reject){
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var magic = new Magic(mmm.MAGIC_MIME_TYPE);
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magic.detect(file, function(err, result){
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if(err){
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resolve([
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"image/png",
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"png",
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false
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]);
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}else{
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resolve([
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result,
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result.split("/")[1],
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true
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]);
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}
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});
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});
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}
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function removehtml(html){
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return he.decode(html.replace(/<[^>]+>/ig,""));
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};
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async function serveddg(msg, results, page){
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page--;
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try{
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var res = await fetch(
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results[page].image,
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{
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headers: img_headers,
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signal: AbortSignal.timeout(3000)
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}
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);
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var res_get = await res.buffer();
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var m = await getmime(res_get);
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if(
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m[2] === false ||
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m[0].split("/")[0] != "image"
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){
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var res = await fetch(
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results[page].thumbnail,
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{
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headers: img_headers,
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signal: AbortSignal.timeout(5000)
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}
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);
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var res_get = await res.buffer();
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}
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}catch(err){
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var res = await fetch(
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results[page].thumbnail,
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{
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headers: img_headers,
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signal: AbortSignal.timeout(5000)
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}
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);
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var res_get = await res.buffer();
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}
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send(
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msg,
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"Page " + (page + 1) + "/" + (results.length) + "\n[" + results[page].width + "x" + results[page].height + "] " + results[page].title + "\n" + results[page].url,
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res_get
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);
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}
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/*
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Websocket functions
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*/
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async function send(channel, text, file = null, forcemime = null){
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if(ws_logged_in === false){ return; }
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if(typeof channel == "object"){
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channel = channel.channel;
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}
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if(file === null){
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ws.send(JSON.stringify({
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type: "messageEnd",
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data: text,
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roomId: channel
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}));
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return;
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}
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/*
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Send file
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*/
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if(forcemime === null){
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var mimetype = await getmime(file);
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}else{
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var mimetype = forcemime;
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}
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var form_data = new formdata();
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form_data.append("text", text);
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form_data.append(
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"files[]",
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file,
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{
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contentType: mimetype[0],
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name: "file",
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filename: "file." + mimetype[1]
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}
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);
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var headers_copy = headers;
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headers_copy["Content-Type"] = form_data.getHeaders()["content-type"];
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fetch("https://deek.chat/message/send/" + channel, {
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method: 'POST',
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body: form_data,
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headers: headers_copy
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});
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}
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/*
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Handshake
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*/
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async function handshake(name, password){
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/*
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Get cookie
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*/
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console.log("logging in as " + name);
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const form = new formdata();
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form.append("name", name);
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form.append("password", password);
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form.append("submit", "log+in");
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try{
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var login = await fetch(
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"https://deek.chat/login/submit",
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{
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method: "POST",
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redirect: "manual",
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body: form,
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headers: headers
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}
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);
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}catch(err){
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console.log("Could not login. Trying again in 10 seconds...");
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setTimeout(function(){
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fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
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}, 10000);
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return;
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}
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var cookie = await login.headers.get("set-cookie");
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var api_token = cookie.match(/api_token=([^;]+)/);
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var session_id = cookie.match(/session_id=([^;]+)/);
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if(
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api_token === null ||
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typeof api_token[1] != "string" ||
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typeof session_id[1] != "string"
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){
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deek.emit("error", "Could not get api_token or session_id !!");
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return;
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}
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headers.cookie = "session_id=" + session_id[1] + "; api_token=" + api_token[1];
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/*
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Connect to websocket serber
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*/
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ws = new websocket(
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"wss://deek.chat/ws",
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{
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protocolVersion: 13,
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encoding: "utf8",
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headers: headers
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}
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);
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var pong_time = Date.now();
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ws.once("open", function(){
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ws_logged_in = true;
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deek.emit("login");
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const keep_alive = setInterval(function(){
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//console.log("ping!");
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if(pong_time + 10000 < Date.now()){
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deek.emit("error", "Did not receive ping frame");
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return;
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}
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ws.ping();
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}, 5000);
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});
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ws.on("pong", function(){
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pong_time = Date.now();
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//console.log(pong_time + ": pong!");
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});
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ws.once("close", function(){
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ws_logged_in = false;
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deek.emit("close");
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});
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ws.on("message", function(message, isbin){
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if(isbin){ return; }
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var m = JSON.parse(message.toString("utf8"));
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if(typeof m.type == "undefined"){
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return;
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}
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switch(m.type){
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case "message":
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case "messageEnd":
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for(var k=0; k<m.data.mentions.length; k++){
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m.data.mentions[k].id = m.data.mentions[k].userId;
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delete m.data.mentions[k].userId;
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}
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for(var k=0; k<m.data.replies.length; k++){
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m.data.replies[k].id = m.data.replies[k].userId;
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m.data.replies[k] = m.data.replies[k].replyMessageId;
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delete m.data.replies[k].userId;
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delete m.data.replies[k].replyMessageId;
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}
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m.data.files = m.data.files === null ? [] : m.data.files;
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var files = [];
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for(var k=0; k<m.data.files.length; k++){
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files.push("https://deek.chat/storage/files/" + m.data.files[k].name);
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}
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deek.emit(
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"message",
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{
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text: removehtml(m.data.text),
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id: m.data.id,
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files: files,
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mentions: m.data.mentions,
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replies: m.data.replies,
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channel: m.roomId
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},
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{
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name: m.data.name,
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id: m.userId,
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picture: m.data.profilePicture == "" ? null : "https://deek.chat/storage/profilePictures/" + m.data.profilePicture
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}
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);
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break;
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case "files":
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var files = [];
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if(m.data.files !== null){
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for(var k=0; k<m.data.files.length; k++){
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files.push("https://deek.chat/storage/files/" + m.data.files[k].name);
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}
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}
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deek.emit(
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"message",
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{
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text: removehtml(m.data.text),
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id: m.data.id,
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files: files,
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mentions: m.data.mentions,
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replies: m.data.replies,
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channel: m.roomId
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},
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{
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name: m.data.name,
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id: m.data.userId,
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picture: m.data.profilePicture == "" ? null : "https://deek.chat/storage/profilePictures/" + m.data.profilePicture
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}
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);
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break;
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default:
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//console.warn(m);
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break;
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}
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});
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ws.on("error", function(code, reason){
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ws_logged_in = false;
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deek.emit("error", "code=" + code + " reason=" + reason);
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});
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}
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/*
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Mineflayer bot code
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*/
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var mc_logged_in = false;
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var mc_bot = null;
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function mc_login(){
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if(mc_bridge_enabled === false){ return; }
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mc_bot = mineflayer.createBot(mc_options);
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mc_bot.once("login", function(){
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console.log("Logged into minecraft server as " + mc_options.username);
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mc_logged_in = true;
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});
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mc_bot.on("chat", function(username, message){
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if(username !== mc_bot.username){
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send(1, "<" + username + "> " + message);
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}
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if(
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username === "4lul" &&
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message.startsWith(".run")
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){
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var cmd = message.split(" ");
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cmd.shift();
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cmd = cmd.join(" ");
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mc_bot.chat(cmd);
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return;
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}
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if(message.startsWith("rena take me home")){
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mc_bot.chat("/tp " + username + " rena_chan");
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mc_bot.chat("I will take you home! <3");
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}
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});
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mc_bot.on("end", function(){
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mc_logged_in = false;
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console.log("Minecraft: Kicked from server");
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setTimeout(mc_login, 10000); // reconnect after 10 seconds
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});
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mc_bot.on("error", function(){
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console.log("Minecraft: error occured");
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});
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mc_bot.on("playerJoined", function(player){
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send(1, ">" + player.username + " has joined deekcraft");
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})
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mc_bot.on("playerLeft", function(player){
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send(1, ">" + player.username + " has left deekcraft");
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})
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}
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mc_login();
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function mc_escape(str){
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return str.replace(
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/[^-!\"#$%&'()*+,.\/0123456789:;<=>?@[\\\]^_'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜø£Ø׃áíóúñѪº¿®¬½¼¡«» ]/gi,
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""
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).replace(/[\\"']/g, '\\$&')
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.replace(/\u0000/g, '\\0')
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.replace("\n", " ");
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}
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/*
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User defined FUN-ctions!!!
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*/
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async function fetch_xeno(recording, index, msg){
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index--;
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var filereq = await fetch(
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recording[index].file,
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{headers: img_headers}
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);
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var file = await filereq.buffer();
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send(
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msg,
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"Page " + (index + 1) + "/" + recording.length + "\n" +
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">" + recording[index].en + " in " + recording[index].cnt + " (" + recording[index].loc + ")\n" +
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recording[index].rmk,
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file,
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[
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"audio/mpeg",
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"mp3"
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]
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);
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}
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deek.on("login", function(channel){
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console.log("Connected to websocket xoxo");
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});
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deek.on("message", async function(msg, user){
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if(
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(
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user.id === 13 || // me lol
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user.id === 14 || // aves
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user.id === 8 || // aves again
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user.id === 30 || // eagle
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user.id === 2 || // deek
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raid === false
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) === false
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){
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return;
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}
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if(
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user.id === userid ||
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user.name == name
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){
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return;
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}
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/*
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if(user.id === 5311){
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user.name = msg.text.split(">")[0].substr(1);
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msg.text = msg.text.split(">").splice(1).join(">").trim();
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}*/
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if(
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mc_bridge_enabled &&
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mc_logged_in &&
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msg.channel === 1
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){
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// ascii filter
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var mc_message = msg.text.replace(
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/[^-\n!\"#$%&'()*+,.\/0123456789:;<=>?@[\\\]^_'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜø£Ø׃áíóúñѪº¿®¬½¼¡«» ]/gi,
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"?"
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);
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var mc_username = mc_escape(user.name);
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mc_message.split("\n").forEach(function(a){
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// split message into newlines
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// make sure message gets sent in chunks
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||
var chunks = [];
|
||
|
||
for(var i=0; i<a.length; i += 100){
|
||
|
||
if(i === 0){
|
||
|
||
mc_bot.chat('/tellraw @a ["<",{"text":"' + mc_username + '","color":"gold"},"> ' + mc_escape(a.slice(i, i + 100)).trim() + '"]');
|
||
}else{
|
||
|
||
mc_bot.chat('/tellraw @a "' + mc_escape(a.slice(i, i + 100)) + '"');
|
||
}
|
||
}
|
||
});
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
switch(msg.text.toLowerCase()){
|
||
|
||
case "hello rena":
|
||
case "hi rena":
|
||
case "what's up rena":
|
||
case "whats up rena":
|
||
send(msg, "hi " + user.name);
|
||
return;
|
||
|
||
case "/help":
|
||
send(msg, "lmao newfag");
|
||
return;
|
||
|
||
case "fuck you rena":
|
||
send(msg, "fuck you eagle");
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
/*
|
||
shitty embed support
|
||
*/
|
||
if(link = msg.text.match(/https?:\/\/[^ \n\r'>]+/)){
|
||
|
||
link = link[0];
|
||
var download = null;
|
||
var mimetype = null;
|
||
|
||
try{
|
||
|
||
if(tweet = link.match(/https?:\/\/(?:www\.)?(?:twitter|x)\.com\/[A-Za-z0-9_]+\/status\/([0-9]+)/i)){
|
||
|
||
//
|
||
// twitter embed
|
||
//
|
||
|
||
tweet = tweet[1];
|
||
var res = await fetch("https://cdn.syndication.twimg.com/tweet-result?id=" + tweet + "&token=5");
|
||
var json = await res.json();
|
||
|
||
var title = json.user.name + " (@" + json.user.screen_name + ") " + " on twatter";
|
||
var description = "❤️ " + json.favorite_count + " • 💬 " + json.conversation_count + " • 📅 " + json.created_at + "\n" + json.text + " ";
|
||
|
||
if(typeof json.video == "object"){
|
||
|
||
download = json.video.variants[json.video.variants.length - 1].src;
|
||
mimetype = ["video/mp4", "mp4", true];
|
||
}else if(typeof json.photos[0].url == "string"){
|
||
|
||
download = json.photos[0].url;
|
||
mimetype = ["image/jpeg", "jpeg", true];
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
}else if(watch = link.match(/(?:youtube\.com\/(?:[^\/]+\/.+\/|(?:v|e(?:mbed)?)\/|.*[?&]v=)|youtu\.be\/)([^"&?\/\s]{11})/i)){
|
||
|
||
watch = watch[1];
|
||
var res = await fetch("https://youtube.com/oembed?url=/watch?v=" + watch);
|
||
var json = await res.json();
|
||
|
||
var title = json.title;
|
||
var description = "By " + json.author_name;
|
||
|
||
}else if(bsky = link.match(/https?:\/\/bsky\.app\/profile\/([^\/]+)\/post\/([^?]+)/)){
|
||
|
||
var bsky_profile = bsky[1];
|
||
var bsky_post = bsky[2];
|
||
|
||
if(!bsky_profile.match(/^did:plc:/)){
|
||
|
||
// resolve handle
|
||
var handle = await(fetch("https://public.api.bsky.app/xrpc/com.atproto.identity.resolveHandle?handle=" + bsky_profile));
|
||
var handle_json = await handle.json();
|
||
bsky_profile = handle_json.did;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
var res =
|
||
await(
|
||
fetch(
|
||
"https://public.api.bsky.app/xrpc/app.bsky.feed.getPostThread" +
|
||
"?uri=" + encodeURIComponent("at://" + bsky_profile + "/app.bsky.feed.post/" + bsky_post) +
|
||
//"?uri=at%3A%2F%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Aknkltoiapkt336rr335ztt3p%2Fapp.bsky.feed.post%2F3l3gymllsto2z" +
|
||
"&depth=0" +
|
||
"&parentHeight=0"
|
||
)
|
||
);
|
||
|
||
var json = await res.json();
|
||
|
||
var title = json.thread.post.author.displayName + " (@" + json.thread.post.author.handle + ") " + " on blueskeet";
|
||
var description = "❤️ " + json.thread.post.likeCount + " • 💬 " + json.thread.post.replyCount + " • 📅 " + json.thread.post.indexedAt + "\n" + json.thread.post.record.text + " ";
|
||
|
||
if(
|
||
typeof json.thread.post.embed == "object" &&
|
||
typeof json.thread.post.embed.images == "object" &&
|
||
typeof json.thread.post.embed.images[0] == "object" &&
|
||
typeof json.thread.post.embed.images[0].fullsize == "string"
|
||
){
|
||
|
||
// found image
|
||
download = json.thread.post.embed.images[0].fullsize;
|
||
mimetype = ["image/jpeg", "jpeg", true];
|
||
}
|
||
else if(
|
||
typeof json.thread.post.embed == "object" &&
|
||
typeof json.thread.post.embed.thumbnail == "string"
|
||
){
|
||
|
||
// no video support, fuck you bsky for not giving me mp4 files
|
||
download = json.thread.post.embed.thumbnail;
|
||
mimetype = ["image/jpeg", "jpeg", true];
|
||
}
|
||
}else{
|
||
|
||
var res = await fetch(
|
||
link,
|
||
{
|
||
headers: img_headers,
|
||
signal: AbortSignal.timeout(5000)
|
||
}
|
||
);
|
||
|
||
var headers_arr = [...res.headers];
|
||
var headers = [];
|
||
|
||
for(i=0; i<headers_arr.length; i++){
|
||
|
||
headers[headers_arr[i][0]] = headers_arr[i][1];
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(
|
||
!headers["content-type"] ||
|
||
headers["content-type"].split(";")[0] != "text/html" ||
|
||
(
|
||
!headers["content-length"] &&
|
||
parseInt(headers["content-length"]) > 10485760 // 10MB
|
||
)
|
||
){
|
||
|
||
var text = "This thingy^ ";
|
||
|
||
if(headers["content-type"]){
|
||
|
||
var format = headers["content-type"].split("/");
|
||
format = format[format.length - 1].split(";")[0];
|
||
|
||
text += "is a " + format + " file ";
|
||
}else{
|
||
|
||
text += "is uhh... something.. err.. "
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(headers["content-length"]){
|
||
var filesize = Math.round(parseInt(headers["content-length"]) / 1048576);
|
||
|
||
text += "that weighs " + (Math.round(parseInt(headers["content-length"]) / 1048576)) + "MB!!";
|
||
}else{
|
||
|
||
text += "that uhh weighs something probably idk!!!";
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
text += " lol thats all i know fuck you";
|
||
|
||
send(msg, text);
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
// cancerous code ahead
|
||
|
||
var buffer = await res.buffer();
|
||
|
||
const parser = cheerio.load(buffer);
|
||
|
||
// get title
|
||
var title = "Unknown title lol, shit website";
|
||
var tag_title = parser("title");
|
||
var tag_name_og_title = parser("meta[name='og:title']");
|
||
var tag_property_og_title = parser("meta[property='og:title']");
|
||
|
||
if(tag_name_og_title.length !== 0){ title = tag_name_og_title.attr("content"); }
|
||
if(tag_property_og_title.length !== 0){ title = tag_property_og_title.attr("content"); }
|
||
if(tag_title.length !== 0){ title = tag_title.text(); }
|
||
|
||
|
||
// get description
|
||
var description = "Unknown description lol, stupid website do not click";
|
||
var tag_name_description = parser("meta[name='description']");
|
||
var tag_name_og_description = parser("meta[name='og:description']");
|
||
var tag_property_description = parser("meta[property='description']");
|
||
var tag_property_og_description = parser("meta[property='og:description']");
|
||
|
||
if(typeof tag_name_description.attr("content") != "undefined"){description = tag_name_description.attr("content"); }
|
||
if(typeof tag_name_og_description.attr("content") != "undefined"){description = tag_name_og_description.attr("content"); }
|
||
if(typeof tag_property_description.attr("content") != "undefined"){description = tag_property_description.attr("content"); }
|
||
if(typeof tag_property_og_description.attr("content") != "undefined"){description = tag_property_og_description.attr("content"); }
|
||
|
||
if(typeof tag_name_description.attr("value") != "undefined"){description = tag_name_description.attr("value"); }
|
||
if(typeof tag_name_og_description.attr("value") != "undefined"){description = tag_name_og_description.attr("value"); }
|
||
if(typeof tag_property_description.attr("value") != "undefined"){description = tag_property_description.attr("value"); }
|
||
if(typeof tag_property_og_description.attr("value") != "undefined"){description = tag_property_og_description.attr("value"); }
|
||
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
var text = "";
|
||
|
||
description = description.split("\n");
|
||
|
||
for(var i=0; i<description.length; i++){
|
||
|
||
text += "\n>" + description[i];
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(download !== null){
|
||
|
||
try{
|
||
|
||
var image = await fetch(
|
||
download,
|
||
{
|
||
headers: img_headers,
|
||
signal: AbortSignal.timeout(3000)
|
||
}
|
||
);
|
||
|
||
var download = await image.buffer();
|
||
|
||
}catch(err){
|
||
|
||
download = null;
|
||
}
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
send(msg, title + text, download, mimetype);
|
||
}catch(err){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "Stupid retarded website alert!!!! I got an error accessing this shit...\n>" + err);
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
|
||
/*
|
||
Commands
|
||
*/
|
||
var regex = msg.text.match(/^\.([^ ]+)(?: (.*))?/);
|
||
|
||
if(
|
||
regex === null ||
|
||
typeof regex[1] == "undefined"
|
||
){
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
var cmd = regex[1];
|
||
|
||
if(typeof regex[2] != "undefined"){
|
||
var value = regex[2];
|
||
}else{
|
||
|
||
var value = "";
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
switch(cmd.toLowerCase()){
|
||
|
||
case "raid":
|
||
if(
|
||
(
|
||
user.id === 13 || // me lol
|
||
user.id === 14 || // aves
|
||
user.id === 8 || // aves again
|
||
user.id === 30 || // eagle
|
||
user.id === 2 // deek
|
||
) === false
|
||
){
|
||
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(raid === false){
|
||
|
||
raid = true;
|
||
send(msg, "Ignoring all messages from now on, fuck you lol!!");
|
||
}else{
|
||
|
||
raid = false;
|
||
send(msg, "Now listening to messages!!!");
|
||
}
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "rc":
|
||
case "reconnect":
|
||
if(user.id !== 13){
|
||
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "brb");
|
||
|
||
setTimeout(function(){
|
||
|
||
fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
|
||
}, 1000);
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "ping":
|
||
send(msg, "Pong!!!!");
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "dice":
|
||
case "roll":
|
||
case "d":
|
||
case "r":
|
||
value = parseInt(value);
|
||
if(isNaN(value)){
|
||
|
||
value = 6;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(value <= 1){
|
||
|
||
send(
|
||
msg,
|
||
"Rolling a " + value + " faced dice...\nWait what?? " +
|
||
"You fucking shit, a black hole just appeared!!!!!! Oh my fucking shit!!!!!"
|
||
);
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
send(
|
||
msg,
|
||
"Rolling a " + value + " faced dice...\nAnd you got " +
|
||
(
|
||
Math.floor(Math.random() * value + 1)
|
||
) + "!!!"
|
||
);
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "mumble":
|
||
case "m":
|
||
var port = 64738;
|
||
|
||
if(value == ""){
|
||
|
||
var ip = "lolcat.ca";
|
||
}else{
|
||
|
||
var value = value.split(":");
|
||
|
||
if(value.length >= 2){
|
||
|
||
var port = value[1];
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
var ip = value[0];
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
try{
|
||
var res = await fetch("https://lolcat.ca/api/mumble/?ip=" + ip + "&port=" + port);
|
||
var res_get = await res.json();
|
||
|
||
if(res_get.status != "ok"){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "An error occured... " + res_get.status);
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
res_get = res_get.server;
|
||
|
||
var servername = res_get.name === null ? res_get.domains[0] : res_get.name;
|
||
var website = res_get.website === null ? "No website available" : res_get.website;
|
||
|
||
send(
|
||
msg,
|
||
">Server information for " + servername + ":\n" +
|
||
"Known domains => " + res_get.domains.join(", ") + "\n" +
|
||
"Ping => " + res_get.ping + "\n" +
|
||
"Users => " + res_get.online + "/" + res_get.max + "\n" +
|
||
"Bandwidth => " + res_get.bandwidth + "\n" +
|
||
"Country => " + res_get.country.name + " (" + res_get.country.code + ")\n" +
|
||
"Version => " + res_get.version + "\n" +
|
||
"Website => " + website
|
||
);
|
||
|
||
}catch(err){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "lolcat.ca api sucks and is offline and dead");
|
||
}
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "prop":
|
||
try{
|
||
var res = await fetch("https://www.hamqsl.com/solarn0nbh.php");
|
||
var res_get = await res.buffer();
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "Good news: the sun has not yet exploded", res_get);
|
||
}catch(err){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "Could not fetch image!!! FUCK!!!!111\n" + err);
|
||
}
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "img":
|
||
case "im":
|
||
case "i":
|
||
|
||
if(value.trim() == ""){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "You need to search for something cum licker!!!");
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
global_page = 1;
|
||
|
||
ddg.image_search(
|
||
{
|
||
query: value,
|
||
moderate: ddg_mod,
|
||
iterations: 1
|
||
}
|
||
).then(async results => {
|
||
|
||
is_pp_xeno = false;
|
||
results_cache = results;
|
||
|
||
if(results.length === 0){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "No results found for " + value + "!!");
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
await serveddg(msg, results, 1);
|
||
});
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "boobs":
|
||
case "boob":
|
||
case "nsfw":
|
||
switch(value.toLowerCase()){
|
||
|
||
case "yes":
|
||
case "y":
|
||
case "1":
|
||
case "yea":
|
||
case "true":
|
||
case "yup":
|
||
send(msg, "I will now show boobs when using .img");
|
||
ddg_mod = false;
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "no":
|
||
case "n":
|
||
case "nae":
|
||
case "false":
|
||
case "no":
|
||
case "off":
|
||
case "nope":
|
||
case "nah":
|
||
case "0":
|
||
send(msg, "I will now prevent eagle from jacking off in main chat");
|
||
ddg_mod = true;
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
default:
|
||
|
||
var active = ddg_mod ? "NOT " : "";
|
||
send(msg, "I will " + active + "show boobs. Use .boobs <yes:no> to toggle");
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "page":
|
||
case "p":
|
||
value = parseInt(value);
|
||
if(
|
||
isNaN(value) ||
|
||
value == ""
|
||
){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "You didn't enter a valid number you dumbass!!");
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(results_cache.length === 0){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "Search buffer doesn't contain any links you horse fucker!!");
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(
|
||
value > results_cache.length ||
|
||
value <= 0
|
||
){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "Page offset must be between 1 and " + results_cache.length + " you dumbass!!");
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
global_page = value;
|
||
|
||
if(is_pp_xeno){
|
||
|
||
await fetch_xeno(results_cache, value, msg);
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
await serveddg(msg, results_cache, value);
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "pp":
|
||
global_page++;
|
||
|
||
if(global_page > results_cache.length){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "You reached the end of results stupid kike sucker!!");
|
||
return;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(is_pp_xeno){
|
||
|
||
await fetch_xeno(results_cache, global_page, msg);
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
await serveddg(msg, results_cache, global_page);
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "youtube":
|
||
case "jewtube":
|
||
case "yt":
|
||
if(value.trim() == ""){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "You need to search for something cum licker!!!");
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
try{
|
||
var res = await fetch("https://4get.zzls.xyz/api/v1/videos?s=" + encodeURIComponent(value));
|
||
var res_get = await res.json();
|
||
|
||
if(res_get.status != "ok"){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "Shit!!!!! 4get sucks balls and returned this error: " + res_get.status);
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(res_get.video.length === 0){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "No results found for " + value + "!!");
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(res_get.status != "ok"){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "4get sucks!!!!! It returned ERRRO!!RRRO!!O!O!O!11\n>" + res_get.status);
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
}catch(error){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "4get returned invalid response!!!!!! piece of fuckgin shit!!!11!111");
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
var text = [];
|
||
|
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for(var i=0; i<res_get.video.length; i++){
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||
|
||
if(i === 3){
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||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
text.push(
|
||
">Duration: " + (new Date(res_get.video[i].duration * 1000).toISOString().slice(11, 19)) +
|
||
" • Views: " + (new Intl.NumberFormat().format(res_get.video[i].views)) +
|
||
" • Author: " + res_get.video[i].author.name +
|
||
"\n" + res_get.video[i].title +
|
||
"\n▶ " + res_get.video[i].url
|
||
);
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "Search results for \"" + value + "\"\n\n" + text.join("\n\n"));
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "x":
|
||
case "xeno":
|
||
case "xeno-canto":
|
||
if(value.trim() == ""){
|
||
|
||
send(
|
||
msg,
|
||
"You must give me a search term you autistic cocksucker with no legs!!\nExample: .x owl"
|
||
);
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
var res = await fetch("https://xeno-canto.org/api/2/recordings?query=" + encodeURIComponent(value));
|
||
var res_get = await res.json();
|
||
|
||
if(res_get.recordings.length === 0){
|
||
|
||
send(
|
||
msg,
|
||
"No recordings found for \"" + value + "\"!!!!!"
|
||
);
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
global_page = 1;
|
||
is_pp_xeno = true;
|
||
results_cache = res_get.recordings;
|
||
|
||
await fetch_xeno(res_get.recordings, 1, msg);
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "fortune":
|
||
case "f":
|
||
send(msg, fortunes[Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length)]);
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "list":
|
||
case "l":
|
||
if(mc_bridge_enabled === false){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "Deekcraft bridge is disabled");
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if(mc_logged_in === false){
|
||
|
||
send(msg, "Deekcraft is offline");
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
send(
|
||
msg,
|
||
">Players online on deekcraft:\n" +
|
||
(Object.keys(mc_bot.players).filter(player => mc_bot.players[player].ping !== undefined))
|
||
.join("\n")
|
||
);
|
||
break;
|
||
|
||
case "help":
|
||
case "h":
|
||
send(
|
||
msg,
|
||
"== help menu ==\n\n" +
|
||
".help => lol idk\n" +
|
||
".img/.im/.i => search duckduckgo for birds\n" +
|
||
".boobs <yes:no> => Boobs?\n" +
|
||
".page/.p => get page offset for image search\n" +
|
||
".pp => get next page\n" +
|
||
".fortune/.f => fortune teller cause cynic cant code :trol:\n" +
|
||
".yt/.youtube => search the jewish propaganda catalog\n" +
|
||
".x/xeno => search for bird sounds\n" +
|
||
".roll/.r => Because deekchat was too slow\n" +
|
||
".mumble/.m <[optional]ip:port> => check if lolcat died\n" +
|
||
".prop => check if the sun has exploded or smth\n" +
|
||
".list => players online on deekcraft\n" +
|
||
".ping => spam deekchat"
|
||
);
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
});
|
||
|
||
deek.on("close", function(channel){
|
||
|
||
console.log("It's over. Disconnected from websocket. Attempting reconnection in 10 seconds");
|
||
|
||
fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
|
||
});
|
||
|
||
deek.on("error", function(message){
|
||
|
||
console.error("Serber error: " + message + ". Attempting reconnection in 10 seconds");
|
||
|
||
fs.utimesSync(__filename, Date.now(), Date.now());
|
||
});
|
||
|
||
// connect to serber
|
||
handshake(name, password);
|