Worker proxy

Simple script to deploy an HTTP proxy on any of those meme-ass serverless servers.

Install (for cloudflare workers)

node -v # should output v18.x or v20.x or some shit
sudo npm install -g wrangler
wrangler login # this will open some garbage in a browser tab. authenticate your ass
wrangler init worker-proxy
cd worker-proxy/src
rm index.js
wget https://git.lolcat.ca/lolcat/worker-proxy/raw/branch/master/src/index.js

Configure

Edit line 10 of index.js with your favorite text editor. Change the password to something only you knows. A good way to make shit secure is by running the following garbage in a PHP shell:

php -a
php > echo bin2hex(random_bytes(21));
605ca86cd0e70b7cb96e2ccc5902e70639afe074aa

This way, only (You) can use your proxy.

Run

wrangler dev # Runs proxy locally (useless, but lets you know shit werks)
wrangler publish # Use wrangler deploy if it complains like a little bitch

Usage

When you run the command wrangler publish, Cloudfart should give you some URL. Go and visit it. The front page should read "Fuck off".

To proxy things, visit this endpoint:

/?p={Website}&k={YourKey}

This garbage should mirror all HTTP headers both ways, although cloudshit appends a bunch of useless headers to the response.