cloudfucked

README.md

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+# Worker proxy
+Simple script to deploy an HTTP proxy on any of those meme-ass serverless servers.
+
+## Install (for cloudflare workers)
+```
+node -v # should output v18.x or v20.x or some shit
+sudo npm install -g wrangler
+wrangler login # this will open some garbage in a browser tab. authenticate your ass
+wrangler init worker-proxy
+cd worker-proxy/src
+rm index.js
+wget https://git.lolcat.ca/lolcat/worker-proxy/raw/branch/master/src/index.js
+```
+
+## Configure
+Edit line 10 of `index.js` with your favorite text editor. Change the password to something only you knows. A good way to make shit secure is by running the following garbage in a PHP shell:
+
+```
+php -a
+php > echo bin2hex(random_bytes(21));
+605ca86cd0e70b7cb96e2ccc5902e70639afe074aa
+```
+
+This way, only (You) can use your proxy.
+
+## Run
+```
+wrangler dev # Runs proxy locally (useless, but lets you know shit werks)
+wrangler publish
+```
+
+## Usage
+When you run the command `wrangler publish`, Cloudfart should give you some URL. Go and visit it. The front page should read "Fuck off".
+
+To proxy things, visit this endpoint:
+
+/?p={Website}&k={YourKey}
+
+This garbage should mirror all HTTP headers both ways, although cloudshit appends a bunch of useless headers to the response.