cloudfucked

README.md

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+# Worker proxy
+Simple script to deploy an HTTP proxy on any of those meme-ass serverless servers.
+
+## Install (for cloudflare workers)
+```
+node -v # should output v18.x or v20.x or some shit
+sudo npm install -g wrangler
+wrangler login # this will open some garbage in a browser tab. authenticate your ass
+wrangler init worker-proxy
+cd worker-proxy/src
+rm index.js
+wget https://git.lolcat.ca/lolcat/worker-proxy/raw/branch/master/src/index.js
+```
+
+## Configure
+Edit line 10 of `index.js` with your favorite text editor. Change the password to something only you knows. A good way to make shit secure is by running the following garbage in a PHP shell:
+
+```
+php -a
+php > echo bin2hex(random_bytes(21));
+605ca86cd0e70b7cb96e2ccc5902e70639afe074aa
+```
+
+This way, only (You) can use your proxy.
+
+## Run
+```
+wrangler dev # Runs proxy locally (useless, but lets you know shit werks)
+wrangler publish
+```
+
+## Usage
+When you run the command `wrangler publish`, Cloudfart should give you some URL. Go and visit it. The front page should read "Fuck off".
+
+To proxy things, visit this endpoint:
+
+/?p={Website}&k={YourKey}
+
+This garbage should mirror all HTTP headers both ways, although cloudshit appends a bunch of useless headers to the response.

src/index.js

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+export default {
+	async fetch(request){
+		const req = new URL(request.url);
+		const url = req.searchParams.get("p");
+		const pw = req.searchParams.get("k");
+		
+		if(
+			!url ||
+			!pw ||
+			pw != "185d7c9bfb0d5b1bd67373f8b4f0a04a85dfa4aa78"
+		){
+			
+			return new Response("Fuck off", { status: 404 });
+		}
+		
+		// clone headers to send to target
+		var headers = new Headers(request.headers);
+		headers.delete("host");
+		
+		try{
+			const proxy_req =
+				await fetch(
+					url,
+					{
+						method: request.method,
+						headers: headers,
+						body: request.method !== "GET" && request.method !== "HEAD" ? await request.text() : undefined,
+					}
+				);
+			
+			// send back proxied headers
+			const headers_recv = new Headers();
+			
+			proxy_req.headers.forEach(function(value, key){
+				
+				headers_recv.set(key, value);
+			});
+			
+			const proxy_res = await proxy_req.arrayBuffer();
+			
+			return new Response(proxy_res, {
+				status: proxy_req.status,
+				statusText: proxy_req.statusText,
+				headers: headers_recv
+			});
+			
+		}catch(err){
+			
+			return new Response(err.toString(), { status: 400 });
+		}
+	}
+};